"Math Jokes" joke

· Teacher: What`s 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That`s good.
Pupil: Good. That’s perfect! · Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That`s not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one! · Teacher: How much are half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0! · What kind of food do math’s teachers eat?
Square meals!

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