Pupil Jokes

Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!

Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

· Teacher: What`s 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That`s good.
Pupil: Good. That’s perfect! · Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That`s not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one! · Teacher: How much are half of 8?
Pupil: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0! · What kind of food do math’s teachers eat?
Square meals!

Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

· Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren`t the best teacher in the school · Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had · Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our puppy toilet trained on it · I failed every subject except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn`t take algebra! · nb