"May the dragon of life only roast…" joke

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.