"Mean Drunk" joke
A man was sitting at a bar located at the top of a skyscraper, when a rugged looking man entered and said, "Bartender, give me a whiskey."
The bartender gave him his shot and he downed it. The rugged looking man then walked over to the window overlooking the city and jumped out.
The man at the bar sat stunned as the rugged man floated back up, floated through the window, and sat down.
"How in the world did you do that?" asked the man at the bar.
"It's really very simple," replied the rugged man. There are strong wind currents up here at this time of day and they sweep you right back in after you jump."
"That's amazing. I think I'll give it a try," said the man at the bar.
So, he walked over to the window, jumped out and plummeted to his death.
The bartender looked at the rugged man with disgust and said, "You know, Superman, you sure are mean when you're drunk!"
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