"Medical Terms - Ebonics Style!" joke
Benign... What you be after you be eight.Artery... The study of paintings.Bacteria... Back door to cafeteria.Barium... What doctors do when patients die.Cesarean Section... A neighborhood in Rome.Catscan... Searching for kitty.Cauterize... Made eye contact with her.Colic... A sheep dog.Coma... A punctuation mark.D & C... Where Washington is.Dilate... To live long.Enema... Not a friend.Fester... Quicker than someone else.Fibula... A small lie.Genital... Non-Jewish person.G.I. Series... World Series of military baseball.Hangnail... What you hang your coat on.Impotent... Distinguished, well known.Labor Pain... Getting hurt at work.Medical Staff... A Doctor's cane.Morbid... A higher offer than I bid.Nitrates... Cheaper than day rates.Node... Was aware ofOutpatient... A person who has fainted.Pap Smear... A fatherhood test.Pelvis... Second cousin to Elvis.Post Operative... A letter carrier.Recovery Room... Place to do upholstery.Rectum... Darn near killed him.Secretion... Hiding something.Seizure... Roman emperor.Tablet... A small table.Terminal Illness... Getting sick at the Bus StationTumor... More than one.Urine... Opposite of you're out.Varicose... Near by/close by.Vein... Conceited.
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