"Men According to Women" joke

MEN ACCORDING TO WOMEN

1. Nice men are ugly.
2. Handsome men are not nice.
3. Men who are both nice and handsome are gay.
4. Men who are handsome, nice, and heterosexual are
married.
5. Men who are not so handsome, but are
nice men, have no money.
6. Men who are not so handsome, but are
nice men with money think we are only after their
money.
7. Handsome men without money are after
our money.
8. Handsome men, who are not so nice and
are somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are
beautiful enough.
9. Men who think we are beautiful, that
are heterosexual, somewhat nice and somewhat
handsome,
and have money, are cowards.
10. Men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are
heterosexual, are shy and
NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
11. Men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take the
initiative.
AND THEY SAY WOMEN ARE HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!!!