"Men Are Like" joke
. . Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.. . Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.. . Bike helmets. They're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.. . Government bonds. They take so long to mature.. . Copiers. You need them in reproduction but that's about it.. . Lava lamps. Fun to look at it but not all that bright.. . Bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.. . High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.. . Curling irons. They're always hot and always in your hair.. . Mini skirts. If your not careful they'll creep up your legs.. . Handguns. Keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.. . Floor tiles. Lay them right the first time and you can walk on them for a lifetime.. . Parking spots. The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.. . Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
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