"Men advising women" joke

Advice From Men To Women

Never buy a `new` brand of beer because `it was on sale.`

If we`re in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn`t mean we`re not watching it.

Don`t tell anyone we can`t afford a new car. Tell them we don`t want one.

Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Please don`t drive when you`re not driving.

Don`t feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We`re just nodding, waiting for the punchline.

The quarterback who just got pummeled isn`t trying to be brave. He`s just not crying. Big difference!

When the waiter asks if everything`s okay, a simple `Yes` is fine.

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