"Men advising women" joke
Advice From Men To Women
Never buy a `new` brand of beer because `it was on sale.`
If we`re in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn`t mean we`re not watching it.
Don`t tell anyone we can`t afford a new car. Tell them we don`t want one.
Whenever possible please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Please don`t drive when you`re not driving.
Don`t feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your stories are related to one another: We`re just nodding, waiting for the punchline.
The quarterback who just got pummeled isn`t trying to be brave. He`s just not crying. Big difference!
When the waiter asks if everything`s okay, a simple `Yes` is fine.
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