"Men are simple things" joke
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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