"Men are simple things" joke
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.