"Mental Problem" joke

One day at the psychiatrists office, a short, fat man came in, stood in front of the desk and shouted at the psychiatrist' HOI! Bow to me, lowly Chinese! I am General Yamashita! Hahahahaha' and the psychiatrist said,' What makes you think that you are General Yamashita?' and the man said,' Because God made me General Yamashita! Hahahahaha' Suddenly, his laughter was interrupted by a voice from the outside...'NO I DIDN'T!' After counseling the man and convincing him he was NOT General Yamashita, the short fat man left happy and pleased. Before letting the next patient come in, the psychiatrist picked up the phone and said,' Sir Winston Churchill, this is Lim Bo Seng. I have Yamashita's plans. ..'

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