"Michael Jordan versus Bill Gates" joke

Michael Jordan will make over $300, 000/game: $10, 000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game.
Assuming $40 million in endorsements next year, he'll be making $178, 100 a day (working or not)!
Assuming he sleeps 7 hrs a night, he makes $52, 000 every night.
If he goes to a movie, he'll pay $7. 00, but he'll make $18, 550.
He'll make $3, 710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90, 000), it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If you were given a tenth of a penny for every dollar he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65, 000 a year.
Next year, he'll make more than 2X as much as past presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it?
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BUT:
JORDAN WILL HAVE TO SAVE 100% OF HIS INCOME FOR 270 YEARS TO HAVE A NET WORTH EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF BILL GATES.