"Mirronr on the Wall" joke
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where there is a very special mirror in the Ladies Room. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish.
However, if one tells a lie - - *poof* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
One day a redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says,' 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world.'' *poof* The mirror swallows her!
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says,' 'I think that I am the sexiest woman alive.'' *poof* The mirror swallows her!
Then an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says,' 'I think...'' - - - *poof* - - -
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