"Mirror, Mirror" joke

There was a couple and they went over to an enchanted castle. The woman was completly flat, and the man didnt have much. The woman went upstairs and saw a magic mirror and said to it "Mirror, Mirror, next to me, make my boobs a double d."When she came back downstairs the man saw her and was amazed. He decided to go upstairs too. He found another mirror and said "Mirror, Mirror, on the door, make my dick touch the floor." Then his legs fell off.

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