"Miss Him" joke

A Woman Called The Police Station And Said, “Hello, I Believe You Found A Man’s Body In The River
Yesterday And He Hasn’t Been Identified Yet. ”
“That’s True, Madam – The Policeman Replied. – Why Are You Asking? ”
“My Husband Disappeared Yesterday After Having A Bad Argument With Me And I Haven’t Seen Him
Since. I Wondered If It Could Be Him, ” Cried The Lady.
“Can You Tell Me Anything About Your Husband Which Could Help Us To Identify The Body? ” Asked The
Policeman.
“Yes, Sure – Answered The Lady, - He’s Cross-Eyed And Has A Strong Scottish Accent. ”

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