"Miss Universe Pageant" joke
The SETTING: Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion THE FINALISTS: Ms. America Ms. Spain Ms. Britain Ms. Iran Ms. India Ms. Philippines QUESTION: Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. AMERICA: Well, I would say that, male organs in America are like gentlemen. QUESTION: Why do you say that? MS. AMERICA: Because it stands every time it sees a woman. (Applause... Applause) QUESTION: Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight. QUESTION: Why do you say that? MS. SPAIN: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. (Applause.... Applause) QUESTION: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors. QUESTION: Why do you say that? MS. BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance. (Applause... Applause) QUESTION: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. IRAN: Well. I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. QUESTION: And why do you say that? MS. IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door. (Applause... Applause) QUESTION: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a laborer. QUESTION: Why do you say that? MS. INDIA: Because it works day & night. (Applause... Applause) QUESTION: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country? MS. PHILIPPINES: Ahh... well, opcors, hihihi... I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis! QUESTION: Chismis? MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry... it's ano, ahh kuwan... it means GOSSIP in our language. QUESTION: Hmm... interesting comparison. And why do you say that? MS. PHILIPPINES: Ayy... dyahe! Hihihi! Kasi... I mean... Because... it passes from mouth to mouth. (STANDING OVATION!)
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