"Missed Putt" joke

An older couple were participating in an annual golf tournament. The championship had come down to a six inch putt that the wife had to make.
Nervously, she took her stance, putted and missed.
Her husband was furious with her. On the way home, he exclaimed, "I cannot believe you missed that putt! That put was no longer than my dick!"
"Yes, dear," she said, with a grin, "but much harder!"

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