"Model Behavior" joke

Supermodel Naomi Campbell, already in trouble for her alleged assault of two of her housekeepers, is being sued by a former assistant who says the model slammed her against a wall and struck her in the face with her Blackberry because a piece of her luggage was left behind during a trip.
Campbell's lawyer, David Breitbart, did not return calls seeking comment as he was busy being bound and gagged by Campbell and having a Palm Treo shoved up his ass.
In Campbell's defense, the Treo gets exceptional reception in the anus.

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