"Modern Aphorisms" joke
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
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