"Mom's Marriage Tip" joke

A young bride's mother was offering her daughter some tips on marriage. "Dear, don't ever let your husband see you in the nude," her mother advised. "Always, always, wear something."
"Yes, mother," her obedient daughter replied.
A few weeks after the wedding, as the newly married couple were preparing for bed, the husband asked his wife, "Honey, by chance, has there ever been any insanity in your family?"
"Not that I know of," she replied. "Why would you ask such a thing?"
Well, we've been married for a few weeks now and each and every night, you wear that stupid hat to bed," he answered.

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