"Monica finds a magic lamp" joke

Monica Lewinsky is walking down the beach and she finds a magic lamp.
She rubs it and out pops a genie who offers her one wish.
She thinks out loud "I'm already famous so I don't need that." "I will be rich as soon as I finish my book so I don't need fame."
"I guess I am a little chubby, so I would like you to get rid of my love handles."
The next thing you know, POOF, her ears disappear!

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