"Montana Dumb Laws" joke
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime. Excelsior Springs: Balls may not be thrown within the city limits. Helena: No item may be thrown across a street. Helena: A woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.Salisbury: Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground. Whitehall: It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.
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