"More Stupid Quotes" joke

On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters: It's not as easy as it looks, being on all the time. I mean, what happens if I'm in a bad mood?
-- Vanna White, Wheel of Fortune co-star On Standards, the Mega-Rich and: I'd rather not talk about money. It's kind of gross.
-- Barbra Streisand, dodging a question about what she was paid to direct and star in The Mirror Has Two Faces On Disco Music, Importance of: God had to create disco music so that I could be born and be successful.

-- Donna Summer, disco singer On Giving It Your All: I think we played hard, but it was a lackadaisical hard.

-- New Jersey Nets guard Otis Birdsong on why his team had lost an NBA contest On Hostage-Taking, Fun For All: [Being taken hostage is] an adventure for the tourist, because the tourist will end up learning about the customs of the tribes as well as their good hospitality.

-- Abdullah Ahmar, speaker of Yemeni parliament, on the practice of taking foreign visitors hostage On Acting, Jean-Claude Van Damme's Interesting Insights On: In an action film you act in the action. If it's a dramatic film you act in the drama

.-- Jean-Claude Van Damme, interviewed on Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous On Segues, Unfortunate: Speaking of animals, he married his wife, Suzanne, when he was in college.

-- Mike Leavitt, governor of Utah, introducing Senator Larry Craig On Book Reviews, Cogent: It's a very good historical book about history.

-- former vice president Dan Quayle, about Paul Johnson's Modern Times On Civics Lessons, Vice Presidential: There are lots more people in the House. I don't know how many exactly-I never counted but at least a couple hundred.

-- former vice president Dan Quayle, attempting to explain the difference between the House and the Senate On Earth, Where Found: [It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.

-- former vice president Dan Quayle, on the concept of a manned mission to Mars.