"Morning Rounds" joke
A doctor of psychology was making his usual morning rounds. When he entered a patient's room, he found one patient sitting on the floor sawing a piece of wood with the side of his hand, and the other hanging from the ceiling by his feet.
The doctor asked the patient sitting on the floor what he was doing.
"Can't you see I'm sawing a piece of wood in half?" replied the patient, irritated by the doctor's question.
"And what is that fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?" inquired the doctor.
"Oh, he's my friend," the patient replied, "but he is a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."
"If he's your friend," the doctor said, "you should ask him to come down from there before he hurts himself."
"What?" the patient exclaimed, "And work in the dark?!?"
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