"Moscow To Bhatinda" joke

Mr Banta Singh Is Traveling From Moscow To Bhatinda. Seated Besides Him Is Gary Kasparov. Gary Asks Him Whether He Would Like To Play Chess To Kill Time.

Banta: ' Oye Gar(R)Y. You Think I Don't Know Who You Are? . I Can't Compete With A World Champion'

Gary: ' How About If I Play Left Handed? '

Banta: [Think... Think..]' Ok! '

Banta Is Demolished In 4 Moves... And Is Very Upset Through-Out The Rest Of The Journey. On Landing He Meets His Friend Santa Singh.

Banta: Hey! You Know What! I Played Chess With Gary Kasparov And He Defeated Me Inspite Of Him Playing Left-Handed.....

Santa: Oye Ullu-De Pathey! ! He Sure Did Fool You! ! You Know What! ! Gary Is Left-Handed! !