Bhatinda Jokes

Santa was hunting in Bhatinda recently, when he attempted to cross a fence into a field to retrieve a pigeon he had shot. A farmer came and asked Santa what he was doing on his property.
"Retrieving this pigeon that I just shot", he replied.
"That pigeon is on my side of the fence, so now its mine," replied the farmer. Santa asked the farmer if he recognized who he was talking to.
"No", replied the farmer, "I don't know, and I don't care."
"I am Santa, a famous lawyer from Ludhiana", came the reply. And if you don't let me get that pigeon, I can sue you for your farm, your tractor, and everything else you own. I'll leave you penniless on the street."
"Well," said the farmer, "In Bhatinda the only law we go by is the kicks law."
"Never heard of it," said Santa.
The farmer said, "I get to kick you 3 times, and if you make it back to your feet and are able to kick me back more...

Mr Banta Singh Is Traveling From Moscow To Bhatinda. Seated Besides Him Is Gary Kasparov. Gary Asks Him Whether He Would Like To Play Chess To Kill Time.

Banta: ' Oye Gar(R)Y. You Think I Don't Know Who You Are? . I Can't Compete With A World Champion'

Gary: ' How About If I Play Left Handed? '

Banta: [Think... Think..]' Ok! '

Banta Is Demolished In 4 Moves... And Is Very Upset Through-Out The Rest Of The Journey. On Landing He Meets His Friend Santa Singh.

Banta: Hey! You Know What! I Played Chess With Gary Kasparov And He Defeated Me Inspite Of Him Playing Left-Handed.....

Santa: Oye Ullu-De Pathey! ! He Sure Did Fool You! ! You Know What! ! Gary Is Left-Handed! !