"Moses and Christ" joke
Moses and Christ come back to Earth and are standing by a beach at a nudist colony. Christ says to Moses "This is sinful, we must do something about this." Moses agrees and steps forward and says "All of you Jews step forward and behold this," he then turns and walks out 100' on top of the water and shouts to the Jews "Repent, Repent!" And all the Jews began to get dressed. Christ, not wanting to be out-done by Moses calls to all the Christians to the seashore and says "Behold." And he turns to the water, but he walks out ten feet & the water is up to his knees, twenty feet-his waist, fifty feet-his neck and he can go no further. Finally he quietly calls over to Moses and says..."Moses, Moses how did you do that miracle?" And Moses says to Christ "Don't be a idiot, walk on the underwater rocks like I did!"
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