"Mother's Milk and Old Henry" joke
Old Henry has been sick for quite some time, and could no longer stand the doldrums he was in, so he decided to see his good friend, Dr. Herb Cohen.
After a thorough examination, Dr. Cohen told his friend, Henry, " Henry, you have a very rare disease and the only thing that can help you is to have a daily drink of fresh milk from a young mother."
That didn't sound too bad to Henry, and after several days of looking for the right person, they found a young mother who was willing to sell her milk. So, for the first couple of days Henry showed up at the beautiful young lady's house at 2:00 sharp, and proceeded to imbibe of the woman's breast milk.
On the fifth day, the young lady was beginning to get accustomed to Henry, and with him nuzzling her breasts, she was becoming a bit erotic. So, as Henry was about to finish drinking the milk of the woman that day, she said to him seductively, "Well, Henry, is there anything else you would like?"
Henry thought for a moment, and then replied, "Yes, if you would be so kind, and it's not too much trouble, maybe an Oreo cookie?"
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