"Mr. murphy" joke

there was a man named mr. murphy and he lived in a nursing home. one day his nurse came in and he said "
guess what"
and she replied with "
what"
and he said my penis died today. the next day she saw him walking around the halls with his penis hanging out of his gown and the nurse said "
mr. murphy put that away this instant."
he said "
well i told you my penis died"
she said "
that is no reason to have it hanging out of your gown"
then he said "
today is the veiwing!!"