"Murder" joke
by FinKitch
I went out into the garden and, to my horror, my wife was slumped on the grass.
The fucking dog had dug her up again.
A father thinks his son and friend are gay. one day he goes to their room and hears one say' gimmee some of your man meat.'
the father bursts through and finds a human torso in a meat grinder and the two boys sitting at a table.
"Oh thank god" he more...
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Q: What is the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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