"My Son is Homo" joke
Four women are in a retirement home talking about their sons and playing bridge. The first one say her son's a lawyer and he's so rich, he bought Porsches, one for himself, and one for his best friend. The second woman says her son is a doctor and is so rich, he bought two speedboat, one for himself, and one for his best friend. The third says her son is the CEO of a computer company and is so rich, that he bought two mansion, one for himself and one for his best friend. Then all three of the woman turn to Edna, the last one. Edna says, "My son is a homosexual and doesn't have to do anything because his boy fiends give him a Porsche, speedboat and a mansion."
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