"Name Themes" joke

Ever notice a theme in company names? If it's a single somewhat aristocratic sounding name such as "Bogglesworth of London, Est. 1793", they're most likely a tea, coffee, or wine importer. If it's two names, such as Gilchrist & Soames or Avalon & Gray, they seem to deal with soap, skin care, or clothing products. If it's three names, it's an insurance firm or small law firm. If it's four names, it's an upper tier law firm. If it's five names, it's a small law firm that's merged with a soap company.

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