"Naming Children" joke
A pregnant woman goes into a coma moments after she gives birth to twins, one boy and one girl.
When she awakens, several days later, she cries out frantically to see her children. The doctors come to her, and the first thing she asks is "How are my children?"
"Fine" says the doctor, your brother named them. She thinks to herself, Oh no, my brother's an idiot.
"What did he name them?" she asks the doctor.
"He named the girl Denise" said the doctor.
Well, maybe I misjudged my brother, Denise isn't such a bad name, she realizes. "What did he name the boy?"
Replies the doctor "Denephew."
A pregnant Brooklyn woman gets in a car accident and
falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months,
when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer
pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her
baby. The doctor replies, Ma'am, you had twins! A more...