"Neck and Giblets too" joke
little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed.
"Tommy," she said, "I`m not eating any more chicken sandwiches."
"Why?" he asked.
"`Cause I`m starting to grow feathers down here," she said, pointing to the bottom of her tummy.
"I don`t believe you," he said. "You`ll have to show me."
Behind the shed they went, where the inspection took place.
"You`re right," he said. "I`ve been eating a lot of chicken also. Perhaps I`m getting feathers too."
"Well, I`d better have a look," she said.
After a lengthy examination, she looked up and said, "Oh, I think it`s too late for you. You`ve got the neck and giblets too."
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