Giblets Jokes

An older couple lay in bed, and the man, as he has done for the past 40 years, farts loudly.
The woman turns over and looks at him and says, "One day you are going to fart your guts out." He nonchalantly responds, "Nah".
Thanksgiving morning, only a few days later, the woman gets up early to start the dinner for that evenings festivities.
As she cleans the turkey a thought pops into her head. Still holding the turkey giblets she runs into their bedroom where her husband is still sleeping.
She gently pushes the contents of her hand into the back of her husbands underwear, then returns back to the kitchen to finish the preparations.
A few moments later she hears the usual morning fart, then a loud thump, footsteps running down the hall, and the bathroom door slamming.
She does nothing but smile knowingly, and waits for her husband to come into the kitchen.
Not long after he enters, he looks at his wife and says, "Honey, you were more...

little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed.
"Tommy," she said, "I`m not eating any more chicken sandwiches."

"Why?" he asked.

"`Cause I`m starting to grow feathers down here," she said, pointing to the bottom of her tummy.

"I don`t believe you," he said. "You`ll have to show me."

Behind the shed they went, where the inspection took place.

"You`re right," he said. "I`ve been eating a lot of chicken also. Perhaps I`m getting feathers too."

"Well, I`d better have a look," she said.

After a lengthy examination, she looked up and said, "Oh, I think it`s too late for you. You`ve got the neck and giblets too."