"Neighborly Concern" joke

A woman is concerned about an elderly widow who lives in the apartment next door, since she hadn't heard anything from the widow in a few days.
Thinking it would be a good idea to check on her, she said to her son, "David, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Pinkerton is?"
Her son did as she asked and returned a few minutes later.
"Well, is she all right?" the mother asked.
"Yes, she's fine, Mom," the son replied, "but she's pretty annoyed with you."
"At me? Whatever for?" asked the mother.
"Mrs. Pinkerton told me that it's none of your business how old she is!" the son said.

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