"Nervous Witness" joke

An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?""Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once.""Whom did you marry?""Well, a woman."The lawyer bellowed angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?"To which the witness replied meekly, "My sister did."

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