"New College Courses For Men Joke II" joke

New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women
1... Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom
2... Garbage: Getting it to the Curb
3... You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try
4... The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower
5... I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please
6... How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet")
7... "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms
8... Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit
9... How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost
10... The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
11... Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex
12... Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
13... Mother-in-Laws: They are People Too
14... Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home
15... You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
16... Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Brad Pitt When Naked")
17... Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works
18... The Attainable Goal: Omitting TITS From Your Vocabulary
19... Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary
20... Techniques of Calling Home
21... Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.