"New Employee" joke

Noticing a new employee, the Manager called him into his office. "What's your name?" he asked him.
"Bob," replied the new guy.
"Look, I don't know what kind of a place you worked in before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity which leads to a breakdown in authority. Around here, I refer to the employees by last name only... Smith, Jones, etc. I'm referred to only as Mr. Richards. Now that we've got that out of the way, what is your last name?" the manager growled.
"Darling. My name is Bob Darling," sighed the new employee.
"Ok Bob, the next thing I'd like to say is... "

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