"New French Tanks" joke
Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks?
A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind!
How many letters are in the alphabet?
There are 11 letters in "THE ALPHABET"
Did you say 26? :)
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A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, taking in the whole event.
The man thought, "Oh, this is just great... he's only 5 and I'm going to have to start explaining all about the birds and the more...
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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David Bibb:Just a note to Saundra, I'm not English, I am in the USA, but I appreciate knowing my humor can be confused with theirs!
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Sandra:Oh those British with their humour =)
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