"New Grocery Store Helper" joke
One day, a little girl walked in to a grocery store. She asked someone at the grocery store, who coincedentally was new, if they had bacon. He said "I don't know, I don't know." So the little girl left. then the manager came and said to the new worker, "you don't say 'I don't know. I don't know. you say 'Yes we do. yes we do.'" the next day and old man walked in to the store. he asked, "Do you have any bacon?" and the same worker said "Yes we do. yes we do." then the old man asked, "How much is it?" and the worker said "I dont' know. i don't know." so the old man left. then the manager came back and said, "you don't say 'i don't know, i don't know.' you say '50 cents, 50 cents.'" the next day a teenage boy came to the store. he asked the worker, "do you have any bacon?" and the worker said "yes we do, yes we do." then the boy asked, "how much is it?" and the worker said "50 cents, 50 cents." then the boy asked, "Is it fresh?" and the worker said "I dont' know, i don't know." the boy left. then the manager came and said "You don't say 'i don't know, i don't know.' you say 'very very fresh, very very fresh.'" the next day a young woman walked into the store. she asked the worker, "do you have bacon?" and the worker said "Yes we do, yes we do." then she asked "How much is it?" and the worker said "50 cents, 50 cents." then the woman asked "is it fresh?" and the worker said "very very fresh, very very fresh." then the lady asked "is it on sale?" and the worker said "i don't know, i don't know." so the lady left. the manager came and said, "you don't say 'i don't know, i don't know,' you say 'not today, maybe tomorrow.'" the next day two criminals came. they asked "do you have money?" and the worker said "yes we do, yes we do." then the criminals asked "how much?" and the worker said "50 cents, 50 cents." then one of the criminals asked, "are you being fresh with me?" and the worker said "very very fresh, very very fresh." then the criminals asked, "can we kill you?" and the worker said "not today, maybe tomorrow."
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