"New Product Names" joke

Recently, The Washington Post asked its readers to come up with the names of new medications. Below are some of our favorite entries:

*Milk of Amnesia

*Sexcedrin: What to give someone who says, "Not tonight, dear, I have a headache."

*Darva-on: Induces vomiting.

*Oil of Oy Vey

*Ibuprofane: Helps people stop cussing.

*Katopectate: A treatment for goldbrickers.

*Hista- la-vista: Say bye- bye to your allergies.

*Pepsid: Cure for addiction to Coke.

*Klepto-Bismol: A cure for the compulsion to steal.

*No D'ohs: Combats Homer Simpson- level stupidity.

*Herbal Hoover: Taken off the market because it was found to cause depression.

*Testosteroni: Hormonal supplement in pasta form.

*Buffyrin: Drug to finally kill the undead.