"New Short Blonde Jokes 2" joke

Q: why are blondes so proud of their hair color?
A: It hides their head lice
Q: what’s the only reason men prefer blondes?
A: Because brunettes aren’t as easy to get into bed.
Q: how do blondes attract men?
A: by putting their ankles behind their ears.
Q: How did the blond die ice-fishing??
A: She got hit by the zambonie!!
A blonde walks into a library & says “I’d like a burger and fries please”. The young librarian replies “Erm, this is a library”. The blonde leans over, apologises & whispers, ”I’d like a burger & fries please”.
Q: How do you confuse a dumb blond?
A: Put it in a circle room an tell it to sit in the corner.
Q: What do u do if a blonde chucks a grenade at u?
A: Pull the pin out and chuck it back.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb into a room?
A: 501, 1 to hold the light bulb and the rest to turn the room.
Q: Why don’t blondes ever go to the plastic surgeon for thigh or butt implants?
A: Because their butt and thighs are already BIG enough.
There was a blonde and a brunette walking down the street and the brunette said oh look a dead bird and the blonde looks up.
Q: What do you call 2 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted flakes.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: Ten, one to make the dough and nine to peel the smarties!
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory?
A: She kept throwing out the w’s
Q: What do you call a blonde in a bmw
A: A divorcee.
Q: What did the blonde say after sex?
A: NEXT!