"New guy in town" joke

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over
the bar: FREE BEER FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.

Bartender: "Well, FIRST you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper
tequila, the WHOLE thing at once AND, you can't make a face while doing
it. SECOND, there's a' gator out back with a sore tooth... you have to
remove it with your bare hands. THIRD, there's a woman upstairs who's
never been satisfied. You gotta make things right for her.

Man: Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to
be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila!!

Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat
teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands, and downs
it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next he staggers
out back. Soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring
and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt
ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says, "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"