"New performance" joke

Moshe had a happy marriage for 25 years.
For the 25th aniversary they have decided to go to the same place they had their first sex and do it like they did it the first time.
So, they went to the same forest next to the city and found the same hidden place they had sex 25 years ago.
After all the action was over Moshe said:
- Listen, dear, we 've had sex with you for 25 years but such a performance like today you have never done before. Such good movement, so nice twisting...
- Oh - the wife said - if you had on your bottom the nettles I had today you'd twist too!

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