"Newlywed Manners" joke

Charlie marries a virgin, and it's their wedding night. He's on fire. He gets naked, jumps into bed, and then starts groping her as soon as she climbs in.

She says, "Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table."

He sits up, folds his hands on his lap, and says, "Is that better?"

She says, "Much better."

He says, "Okay. Now will you please pass the pussy."

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