"Newspaper Boy" joke

Collecting for his newspapers, Billy knocks on a door and a lady answers. "I'm collecting, that'll be six dollars," he tells her.
"Oh dear, I'm short on cash right now, but I'll give you sex instead if you like," she said.
Billy readily agrees and enters her house. The lady undoes his pants, pulls them down and exposes the biggest dick she's ever seen. Billy then reaches into his pocket, pulls out some washers and starts slipping them onto his dick.
"No need to do that," she say. "I can take all of it."
"Like hell," Billy says. "Not for six bucks you can't."

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