"Nice, but rough" joke
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it. It was far out of reach. A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak." Oh, thank you!" said the elephant." My, pleasure ma'am." said the sparrow." Listen, Mr. Sparrow, if there's anything I can ever do for you, don'thesitate to ask." The sparrow said, "Well, all my life I wondered how it would feel to fuckan elephant." "Be my guest!", said the elephant. So the sparrow flew behind the elephant and started fucking. In the treesabove, a monkey in the tree saw this and became very excited. He started to masturbate, shaking a coconut loose and it fell from the tree, hitting the elephant on the head." OUCH!", said the elephant. Then sparrow looked over from behind and said, "Am I hurting you, dear?"
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