"Nightclub" joke

A guy goes to a nightclub and when the bouncer won’t let him in the guy asks, “‘Why not? ”
“Because you’re not wearing a tie, ” says the bouncer.
“But I have come all the way from the other end of town? says the guy.
“Sorry mate, that’s the rules, ” says the bouncer.
So the guy goes back to his car to try and see if he can find a tie or something like one. He finds a set of jumper cables, ties them around himself, and goes back to the club.
“Is this all right? ” he asks the bouncer.
“Well, all right then? replies the bouncer. “But I’ll be watching you - don’t start anything! ”

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