"No Comparison" joke
After being married for thirty-five years, the couple decided to revisit the places they had gone on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a sprawling ranch with a tall deer fence running alongside the road.
"Darling," the wife said, "let's do the same thing we did here thirty-five years ago."
Stopping the car, they both got out. The husband then backed his wife against the fence and they made love like never before.
Returning the the car afterwards, the husband looked at his wife and said, "Sweetheart, you never moved like that thirty-five years ago or any time since, for that matter."
"Well dear, thirty-five years ago that fence wasn't electrified!" replied his wife.
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