"No More Room" joke
A man and his wife and their eight children are waiting at a bus stop. Not long after, a blind man joins the group.
The bus arrives. After the wife and eight children get on, there's no more room, so the blind man and the husband are forced to walk.
As they're walking together, the tapping of the blind man's stick begins to get on the other man's nerves. Finally, he growls, "You know, that really is very aggravating! Why don't you put a rubber on the end of that stick?"
"Listen, buddy," the blind man retorts, "if you had put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd both be on that bus!"
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to more...
A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The more...
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.