"No More Room" joke
A man and his wife and their eight children are waiting at a bus stop. Not long after, a blind man joins the group.
The bus arrives. After the wife and eight children get on, there's no more room, so the blind man and the husband are forced to walk.
As they're walking together, the tapping of the blind man's stick begins to get on the other man's nerves. Finally, he growls, "You know, that really is very aggravating! Why don't you put a rubber on the end of that stick?"
"Listen, buddy," the blind man retorts, "if you had put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd both be on that bus!"
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Dewayne, his wife, and Dewayne's mother-in-law went camping over the 4th of July weekend. Dewayne's wife announced that her mother had been gone from her stroll in the woods way too long.
So the two of them went looking for her.
After a while they spotted a gigantic, more...
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He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to more...
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The more...